Monday, July 11, 2016

Boot Camp and the Mysterious Bottle of Poo Pourri

Dear Maggie& EJ,

You didn't tell me you were sending me to BOOT CAMP!! What is it with these people?? I was having a nice early morning snooze when That LAND LADY decides I have to go out to pee!! To make matters worse she took my bed away so I couldn't climb back into it after I came inside.

The Stupid Muppet gets hungry really, really  early- so I have to??? I don't mind the eating part- but THEN I had to go out and do laps around the compound. What's up with that?? I didn't sign up for this! The Muppet got to go back inside after the first lap, but I had to keep walking. It was like she expected me to do something.

I'm going to complain to the management. Things calmed down after that~ she went somewhere and didn't come back until lunch time- HER lunch time- I never get lunch around here. Did you check this place out first before sending me here?? I hope you aren't paying too much for these accommodations!



Look at HIM!!! Lazy Cuss!!      and I'M the one who has to exercise???

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