The Adventure Begins

Dear EJ and Maggie,

 I thought I should keep you informed of MY new adventures seeing as you two decided to have some without even consulting me. The landlady seemed a bit teary when you left this morning- but I just ignored her and she got over it.

 The new place isn't so bad. There are lots of people who fall all over me even when I just look at them. Sometimes they laugh, but I'm not sure why. I went for THREE walks today- one was to that nice patch of grass that was conveniently placed at the front door. I do like to relieve myself there, but I also discovered that the grass is fun to roll in~ especially when that Dani girl, her sister and Mom are rubbing my belly. Another nice place to roll is right near the sign out in front of the new place. I think I startled the landlady when I threw myself down to roll. But she's going to just have to get used to it if she expects me to stay here for any length of time.

 I have to apologize for exaggerating my sadness before you left. Hell, you should feel a little guilty for leaving~but I was kinda milking it. I've been doing little trots around the house with more of a pep in my step this afternoon. Yesterday I even ran up the stairs of the back deck.

 I REALLY wish you hadn't shown the landlady that "standing in front of me to back me up" trick. She does it all the time- and it's no fun to bark at all the neighbors. That little Muppet runt thinks he's got a good bark, but I let him know mine's MUCH louder. Besides, I can slobber on the glass door much higher than he can. I guess he's not so bad though- as long as he doesn't steal any more of my treats. Gotta go now..It's time for me to get the Muppet to nag the landlady for some food. He's much more annoying than I am. I'm hoping I can get his food too when he's not looking. That worked once, and will probably work again. Hope you're having a good time.

Smell you later.
Lilly xxx