DOGNAP!!

Dear EJ & Maggie,
Holy Crap! Where were you when I needed you! The Land Lady tried to DOG NAP ME!!! She forced me up that damned plank and into her car and then drove off! Of course the Muppet rides in front- but I held my dignity and pretended it was "Driving Miss Lilly" time. I didn't put up a fuss. You would have been proud of me.

Where the hell are we going??

What were you thinking when you left me with these people?

I have NO idea where I am!

There'd better be food wherever we are going.

So...the ride wasn't all that exciting. We just went down the street to visit some people with a big garden and lots of woods behind their house. Of course, the Muppet got to run free but I had to be on a leash like an idiot. At least we got to go inside and some people fussed over me- but there was NO FOOD! I cased the joint about six times and allI found was a bowl of water. To make matters WORSE she drove to some Bongi place on the way home and I was tortured for miles with the smell of fried chicken.  All I got was NUTRO & peanut butter back at the damn hostel. You'd better be having the time of your lives to have forsaken me here. All I ever get is three walks a day, two meals, and people who drool all over me making such a fuss and racket!